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Don't be afraid to ask me a question, I swear I don't bite. I post/reblog what I want to. I guess if you want to know more about me just go ahead and ask me.


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relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut





valmonella:

"For the last 13 years Japanese photographer Miyoko Ihara has been taking pictures of her grandma, Misao, to commemorate her life. 9 years ago, 88-year-old Misao found a stray odd-eyed cat in her shed: she called it Fukumaru, hoping that “the god of fuku (good fortune) would come and everything will be smoothed over like maru (circle).” Miyoko has been photographing their beautiful friendship and the way they go about their daily routine ever since.”

Still my favorite post on tumblr


littlemissnyx:

lonelyy-depressed-girl:

if I offered you $20, would you take it?

How about if I crumpled it up?

Stepped on it?

you would probably take it even though it was crumpled and stepped on it. Do you know why?

Because it is still $20, and its worth has not changed.

The same goes for you; if you have a bad day, or if something bad happens to you, you are not worthless.

if someone crumples you up or steps on you, your worth does not change. You are still just as valuable as you were before.

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theperks:

jake-benge:

rumblefishx:

I live by the beach and this little guy just popped by for a visit 

EXCUSE ME

Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord, Poseidon? 

I would just immediately start crying














facts-and-news:

hell-let-loose:

relatablepics:

Think you know all there is to know about Disney’s latest animated film? Think again!

15 Fun Facts About Disney’s Frozen

I love Elsa in #5 omg

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hahaha as a huge disney fan, these are so great 👏👏👏👏

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omg look at olaf :)




facts-and-news:

prince-charming:

signofthezodiacs:

You can’t help but see these pictures as something dirty, even though they’re not!

Optical Illusions That Prove You Have a Dirty Mind

These pictures aren’t what they seem. It’s just your dirty mind!

WHOAAA my mind is blown.
my mind ain’t that dirty LOL XD

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this is scary :o



















  • me: *not religious*
  • me: oh my god
  • me: praise the lord
  • me: thank god
  • me: oh dear lord
  • me: jesus christ
  • me: good god
  • me: bless